mangoachaar:

• Google Image Search “Atari Breakout.”
• I apologize in advance if you’re studying for finals.

astrangersdrummer:

yelyahwilliams:

countingmyfeathers:

dancinginthesetrees:

funnierinpylean:

flyingfreakflag:

Jimmy Kimmel Tricked People At Coachella Into Professing Their Love For Bands That Don’t Exist
I love this clip. I love it so much. So, so much. Like, T—-H—-I—-S much. Here’s what’s happened: Jimmy Kimmel Live sent a correspondent to Coachella to ask some of the quasi-hippies in attendance about a bunch of hip, new bands that played this year’s festival. As you can imagine, people were very excited to talk about how much they love the innovative, fun sound of bands like The Chelsea Clintons, or how they used to spin Two Door Cinema Club’s debut album, DJ Cormeal, on their Canadian community radio station, like, all the time.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

yes yes a thousand times yes

Can we just appreciate that when a white dude in a war bonnet and face paint showed up the interviewer said “did you know Coachella is a Native American word for ‘dumb white guy?’”

THIS IS EVERYTHING

OMG IM SO HIPSTER… Naw. Get to fuck.

faerydusts:

endquestionmark:

let me just catalogue names for benedict cumberbatch, as seen in the notes of this post

• rinkydink curdlesnoot
• benny calmthefuckdownbach
• ben (no points for guessing which fandom this one was in)
• blundersbonersandhijinks
• “this salty ass rat looking motherfucker”
• snozzlebert mugglewump
• tiddleywomp rafflestacks
• toodlesnatch foofawomp
• bimpleswitch wafflechops
• benedick cumbersomebatch
• cogglesnatch penderass
• breakfasttoast crumblesnacks
• benadryl cucumbersalts
• fragglerock ampersand
• twatwaffle
• bandicoot clambersnatch
• benedouche cumberbutts
• crumblebutt
• benedict cumbersnatch
• fennelseed lumberjack
• “ah he’s coughing up hairballs again” (not a name but it made me laugh so hard that it needs to be here)
• “what an ass”
• curdled milk oppa
• BINGLEBANGLE CHIDDYBANGBANG
• benderson chowderpants
• bombadill wafflesmack

i just

want to applaud

let’s not forget

bumblebee clutterfish

frenenzacxevalo:

This is an old Super Soaker add for “the Oozinator”. It sprays white goo all over your face.

an-erect-penis:

if i ever feel bad about my life i just remember

at least i’m not one of jamie oliver’s children

let-go-and-get-crazy:

he warned us!

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives… and to the “good life”, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.

Hunter S. Thompson —

Vodka Spaghetti Sauce

foxnewsofficial:

Play this and this at the same time.

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

(Source: emboars)

Snoop Dogg’s reasons for not voting for Mitt Romney. Via Instagram.

(Source: nmemagazine)

Charles Bukowski, “The Crunch”

(Source: aseaofquotes)

Tom Hardy talks about Forrest and stealing inspiration:

When we asked him about Forrest Bondurant, the mumbling, masculine bootlegger with a surprisingly soft centre, Hardy told us, “Forrest is a matriarch, he’s a mother. I don’t think it’s being macho, I don’t think that’s what masculinity is.”

So how did the bulky Brit get into character as the cigar-chewing Prohibition bad boy? Studying historical tomes? Going method? “No, I watch Come Dine With Me!”

He’s not joking. “I really do like Come Dine With Me,” he added earnestly. “It’s great people-watching. I’ll steal characters from Come Dine With Me. Because they’re real people. I take something from everybody. I’ll steal you at some point…”